10:34

holy crap! nicole kidman! in all her baby bump botoxed glory! jeezus what is she wearing? tinsel?

and this presents the perfect opportunity to comment on that riDICulous hair do many a starlet is sporting tonight. the messy pseudo bun with the "what? oh, my bangs? oh i'm a superstar. i didn't have time to bother styling my bangs. i just let them fall willy-nilly into my eyes and DAMN don't i look sexy!"

ps i think i can see my reflection from HERE on nicole's forehead.