9:27

1. i think i speak for the group when i say, we are not feeling kerri russell at all. hate the dress, hate the jewels, hate the front flap and the bony shoulder blade protrusions and any dress that takes a full fluff for every photo is just too much.

2. owen wilson. no way! sorry about the whole suicide, pill popping, depression thing, but perhaps you could work a bit on the french accent.

"okay owen, we know it's been a tough year. we really want you to be a part of the awards (be cause of your distinguished acting career?) , but we don't want it to be too taxing, seeing how you're still 'recovering' and what not, so we'll give you a category in which most people will be using the bathroom, or refilling their glasses of wine. or is that just me?