A Vision of Something

I believe I went on record YEARS ago as not being a big fan of Mariah Carey. She would be president of the group my sister and I like to call "Oversingers Anonymous." Fashionably speaking, she's always walked on the wrong side of the hoochie track and frequently just looks, well, bloated. But I have to give MC her props tonight. I'm watching her on American Idol (why? I don't know. This show has completely jumped the shark. But it's the proverbial trainwreck. I can't help but watch. And cringe. And I think I can actually feel my brain cells melting. But I digress.) Mimi looks good. Except that skirt is leetle short, don't ya think? I'm just saying, if that below-the-stage camera gets any closer, well...