HOLD everything...

STOP the presses.... turn OFF the TV and HOLD the phone... Katherine, tell Bobby Brown he just got served and GO home because there is no way, no WAY, NO WAY he can hold a candle to this juicy news.. Bobby Trendy is alive and kicking- come on, you remember, BOBBY TRENDY, from the Anna Nicole Show which YES YOU DID watch at least one episode of. Admit it already. Okay, so Bobby (Anna's interior decorator, self-proclaimed movie star, drag queen and inventor of such clever quips like 'opinions are like butts (slap!), everybody's got one!'... has been really busy the past eight months apparently, unbeknownst to myself. Seems Bobby and Daniel DiCriscio (Anna's hair stylist) have been in a huge cat fight that ended up on some TV Judge show. Unfortunately, I did not see the show but my boss, Allen, who shares my proclivity for shows like Anna and Dog: the Bounty Hunter, was slammed against the wall in astonishment when this pair walked through the doors and into the courtroom of Judge Whoever. So now Allen is curious- 'Bobby Trendy? THE Bobby Trendy? He's still out there?!!' Runs to his laptop, heads to youtube, types in the aforementioned bobblehead's name and hits the mother lode!! There is Daniel threatening to 'kick Bobby's a**'... Bobby snaps back with one vitriolic comment after another... Bobby calls Daniel a crazy raccoon... Daniel calls Bobby an angry beaver (well, actually, I made that one up)...the one thing they can agree on is that the other absolutely, positively does NOT deserve a role in the upcoming Anna Nicole biopic. In fact, according to each of them, Anna didn't even LIKE the other male beyach much less thought of them as a FRIEND. You can waste hours of valuable American productivity hours amidst this neo-celebrity trash-talk fest. But where is Howard? And what is his two cents on the subject?